Plushie Schwartz

Movin' On Up!

2008-01-21T10:47:00.000-08:00

In the interest of maintaining my freedom of control over what I post on this blog, without living in constant fear of the blogger censors Plushie has moved! The brand spankin' new Plushie blog (complete with the old archives is here! If you are not automatically re-directed, CLICK HERE!!!!

Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh What a Relief It Is!

2008-01-16T10:43:00.001-08:00

It might not save my job, but I did finally stop vomiting. Oh woe is me!

John Cena Likes To Be Naked

2008-01-14T11:38:00.000-08:00

Who the hell am I to argue with that? He can be naked on my face. Fuck!

Gay Porn Before and After

2008-01-11T12:42:00.000-08:00

Gaypornblog runs a segment called "Gay porn before and after", usually with twinky porn stars who become musclebound over the years. This one is REALLY interesting though. From male to female! How's that for a makeover? Story here via GayPornBlog.Com.

Your Free Porn for the Day

2008-01-11T10:03:00.001-08:00

Hot football player threeway gallery here via GearAction.Com.

Its So Hard To Find Good Help These Days!

2008-01-09T14:57:00.000-08:00

This is genius! Don't get me wrong, I mean that in a totally non-sexual way. This particular clip is blessedly absent of the horrifying "naughty bits" so you can really just focus on the costuming, the set, and the John Waters-esque nature of it all. Think blonde Joan Collins drag queen diddles the maid. Lonnie Anderson is that you? Link here.

Daffyd, The Only Gay In the Village

2008-01-09T10:56:00.000-08:00

One of my favorite characters from "Little Britain", Daffyd is the self proclaimed "only gay in the village". This show is hilarious! If you haven't seen it there are tons of clips on Youtube if you search for "Little Britain" or if you're too damn lazy you can just click here. I've said it before and I'll say it again, what that boy needs is a nice big cock up his ass!

MMMM Owen

2008-01-07T14:40:00.001-08:00

From the "Jockstrap Dogs" section of Slava's site.

More Weird Shit From GearAction.Com

2008-01-03T13:18:00.000-08:00

Something about a construction worker and someone from the swim team. I get lost on the premise, but the sex is hot, and the video is free. Click the photo or Click here!

Wolf Hudson's Hilarious New Years Video

2007-12-31T13:53:00.000-08:00

I love a porn star with a sense of humor....and a giant cock. That helps too.

Furry Sex, Giant Dancing Pickles, Flaming Asses..What More Do You Need?

2007-12-31T13:50:00.000-08:00

This Particular Drunken Bear Is Not Me

2007-12-31T13:07:00.000-08:00

Its the Hoff!

Bizarre Orangina Commercial

2007-12-28T08:54:00.000-08:00

I can't help but think I inspired this weird Orangina commercial a little. I mean...who else would pair a bear with a squid? Gotta love the French!

Words Fail Me

2007-12-26T10:28:00.000-08:00

What the fuck? Why are we filming him singing a really great love song....while sitting on the toilet seat of a public bathroom....as shot through a glory hole? What is that about? No, really? I don't get it.

Happy Birthday Jeebus!!

2007-12-24T13:15:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas everyone (even though I'm actually Jewish)! May we all have similar drunken, blurry evenings with our families this year! Except for my father of course, who hasn't spoken to me since I first put on the bear suit, and can rot in hell (even though I don't believe in hell, because again...I'm Jewish). Tis the season!

Micheal Biserta, Everyone's Favorite SUPER HUNG Fireman Is Back!

2007-12-20T12:53:00.000-08:00

And he looks fuckin better than ever! Just one night with him against my bearsuit and I can die happy. Seriously. Christmas modeling pics here, Via Fleshbot.

Bea Arthur and Rock Hudson Singing About Doing Drugs

2007-12-18T11:17:00.001-08:00

Sniff, swig, puff and your cares are gone. This is fucking genius! (Thanks Jonno)

Bill's FleshJack

2007-12-14T12:14:00.000-08:00

I've never wanted to be a piece of rubber so bad in my life! This guy is fuckin' HOT! Click the photo for the video, or click here. Via DirtyBoyVideo.

This Video Is So Much Grosser Than 2girls1cup

2007-12-14T10:30:00.000-08:00

Crazy Christians use I-35 to convert drunk homos! Story here via Towleroad. These people are fuckin' NUTS!

Is It Just Me Or Is She Still Pretty Plain After?

2007-12-11T10:22:00.000-08:00

Personally I spend hours in a chair before every Plushie porn shoot, having my suit shampooed and flat ironed and de linted. Getting the eyes right alone takes hours. And now, for the first time ever, I feel brave enough to show you what I look like with no makeup!

That felt good. Really good.

Its Like A Colgate Commercial...

2007-12-11T09:51:00.000-08:00

..only with penises. Click the photo for the video!

Football Massage Table

2007-12-10T12:45:00.001-08:00

A couple of hot football guys fuck on a massage table. Who cares whether or not you believe the premise? Its free porn! Click the photo for the video. Via GearAction.Com.

Pittsburg News Lady Super Nice About Furrie Convention

2007-12-10T12:42:00.000-08:00

But noone invited me. Sigh.

If You Can Think Of a Better Way To Jerk Off a Bottle Of Beer...

2007-12-06T11:02:00.001-08:00

This is some sort of new sex toy. It looks dangerous..but maybe fun.

Soccer Players Fuck In the Bathroom

2007-11-30T12:18:00.000-08:00

I've never actually played soccer, but in my head this is TOTALLY what happens after practice. Someone has to nurse all those injuries. Let Plushie kiss it better! Click here for the video. Free via GearAction.Com.

The Best 2girls1cup Reaction I've Seen

2007-11-30T12:12:00.000-08:00

Poor Grandma, she'll never be the same. Click here for the video!

Crushin' On Hot Latin Boys

2007-11-30T11:25:00.000-08:00

Put the guy on the left in a Rabbit suit and we're fucking getting married! Click here for the video.

Condom In a Can

2007-11-27T14:48:00.001-08:00

Got a hot date and a huge (or really tiny) schlong? No problem. Just get yourself a spray on condom!

Its Not Easy Being Green

2007-11-27T14:43:00.001-08:00

Kermit the frog's 2girls1cup reaction. This is so wrong.

Rainbow! Everybody Get Your Twangers Out!

2007-11-21T13:51:00.001-08:00

I'm going to assume this isn't REALLY a kids show...I hope.

Update: This really is a 1980's British TV show, apparently this episode was shot as a joke and wasn't really intended to air. You can read about it on Wikkipedia here (scroll down to the part that says The "adult" version").

John Mayer Parodies 2girls1cup

2007-11-21T12:19:00.001-08:00

This is pretty funny. Although if you really wanted to call it a parody they'd have to make out with each other and then puke the Pinkberry into each other's mouth. Meh, close enough.

All the Penises In the World Won't Fill Your Heart Hole

2007-11-19T12:24:00.000-08:00

From Sarah Silverman's "Jesus Is Magic". Its funny because its true.

All That's Missing Is the Bloody Hatchet

2007-11-19T11:05:00.000-08:00

I found this weird site today of dudes that like to dress up as women and put on these scary rubber mask things. I'm going to have nitemares about these things chasing me. Really, what's scarier than some rubber murderous lady-dudes chasing a guy in a bearsuit? Pictured is "Roxi". Roxi, you're my Maggie May....more beautiful tonight than you ever were back in the day....

What the Fuck?!

2007-11-16T14:05:00.000-08:00

This article has me really confused for two reasons:

One:
Why the hell do you wanna fuck your bike?
Two:
If you do want to fuck your bike, and you choose to do so in a closed (not to mention locked) room. Why do you get arrested and be forced to register as a sex offender for three years?

More Sport Related Sluttiness From GearAction.Com

2007-11-15T11:42:00.001-08:00

A free movie of cute socker boys getting in on in the locker room. Classic. Click the photo for the video or Click here! Via GearAction.Com.

An Unsolicited Endorsement From a Gay Guy In a Bearsuit

2007-11-15T10:45:00.000-08:00

I found this boy completely by accident but I'm already picking out the China pattern. He's amazing, I love his voice! Click on his main profile and go through his songs, they're ALL GOOD! I'm in love!

Trannies Are Tougher Than You!

2007-11-13T13:23:00.001-08:00

So take a lesson from this video and just keep your fuckin' mouth shut! Hilarious!

Part Two Of American Furry!

2007-11-13T13:08:00.000-08:00

Here's the second half of that furry documentary I posted about earlier. If the embedded player isn't working for you, click the direct link here. The guy named Lionel's lion mask is pretty amazing! I'm getting the porn itch again. Look for a new Plushie Schwartz film coming soon!

What a Big Cock You Have Grandma!

2007-11-09T14:02:00.001-08:00

"Little Red Riding Hood" as told by the folks at DirtyBoyVideo.Com! If the embedded doesn't work for you, click the direct link here.

What Plushie Is Listening To

2007-11-09T10:52:00.001-08:00

Plushie Drunk Love

2007-11-09T09:28:00.001-08:00

They say you can't drink the pain away, but last night I tried. I made out with a cute boy in the bathroom of a bar who told me to "slow down" just as security was knockin' at the door (because apparently you want to keep it nice and slow and romantic in a bathroom stall, just ask the Senator). I drunk texted the Squid something that I'm sure I regret, even though I don't remember the context of the message at all. I woke up with gum in my bearsuit and a stranger cooking breakfast in my kitchen. I must have acquired him in the blackout period. Eggs benedict. My favorite.

Its Wrong For Someone's Body To Look This Good

2007-11-07T11:31:00.000-08:00

But it feels SOOO RIGHT! Damn!

Leather

2007-11-06T10:17:00.001-08:00

I'm not sure what to make of this, and I'm less sure why I think its hot..but it is. Nothing eases the pain of loves lost like porn...porn and vodka. Click the photo or THIS LINK for the video.

What Becomes Of the Broken Hearted?

2007-11-05T17:19:00.000-08:00

Reminiscing over pictures of you, my beloved Squid. Its over now. Oh! I had such high hopes for you.

I Totally Should Have Been Amy Winehouse For Halloween

2007-11-02T12:26:00.001-07:00

..because I was THIS DRUNK.

American Furry

2007-11-02T10:54:00.000-07:00

A documentary movie about furries via BoingBoing. I hope I'm not the "unfriendly internet joke". Furries can do porn too ya know!

Lost Boys!

2007-10-31T12:38:00.000-07:00

Slava Mogutin's website is finally up! Yay!

Its Official! All Republican Politicians Are Gay!

2007-10-31T12:28:00.001-07:00

This might be the best scandel of all of them! The airport bathroom sex has its place and all but does it involve cross dressing house representatives getting blown in a porn shop while wearing women's lingerie? Does it have bareback hooker sex and goody bags with plastic stethescopes, lengths of rope and other "not immediately identified" objects? Does it have the blackmail and extortion? I think fucking not! The full story, and a 15 page police report that's totally worth looking over, here!

Hot Gear Video

2007-10-30T14:48:00.000-07:00

This is a hot video from a new site I found called GearAction.Com. The guys in the videos on there so far seem to be hot and they do a lot of that weird sportsgear/gasmask stuff that I like. Click the photo for the video.

Funny Banned Commercial

2007-10-30T14:41:00.000-07:00

This commercial is pretty funny, it really cracked me up when the ass takes a drag off of the cigarette. If the US is so against talking asses on T.V. then why do they air presidential speeches so often? Via Spunkbox.Com.

Weird Science

2007-10-29T13:06:00.000-07:00

Scientist's discover "Spiny Anteater"'s bizarre penis. It has four heads on its cock, and it ejaculates with two of them. Weird.

Gross

2007-10-29T12:37:00.000-07:00

I stumbled upon all these "reaction shot" videos on YouTube.Com today of people reacting to something called 2girls1cup.com. The reaction videos are hilarious. I got curious and went to the site myself to see what exactly it was they were watching. I would advise you not to do the same but you probably will, like I did. Afterwards we can cry together.

Weird Japanese Cupie Videos

2007-10-25T12:48:00.001-07:00

I can't even begin to guess what this is about. God love the Japanese! The rest of the are here.

Shirtless Guys Invade the Abercrombie Store!

2007-10-23T13:39:00.000-07:00

This is actually pretty funny, and the abercrombie model boy is hot!

Weird Russian Plushie Video

2007-10-22T14:53:00.000-07:00

This pretty much speaks for itself.

Steve Cruz Gimme More

2007-10-22T14:28:00.000-07:00

Steve Cruz on Youtube. Words fail me....but its kind of adorable in a way. Bear+guy in bearsuit=love? Via GayPornBlog.

It Just Ain't Right

2007-10-16T12:53:00.000-07:00

To look THIS good! More pics via Fleshbot.

Gio's Blog

2007-10-16T12:15:00.000-07:00

Get into Gio/Black Peter's blog. Link here.

I'm Baaaack!

2007-10-16T10:09:00.000-07:00

You might have noticed my four day absense. I've been through a harrowing ordeal! I was passed out drunk on my couch in a puddle of my own sick (like most nights) when i was blinding by a bright light through my window! I spent the next several days on a table being poked and prodded by alien deviants, hell bent on stealing my DNA and cloning an army of half-alien/half plushie hybrids! I awoke days later, back in the pile of my own sick (now dried) with a sore ass and blurry, frightening memories of the days before. This will happen NO MORE as I have fashioned my own thought screen helmet which has stopped the unwelcome visitations. Make yours today! We are all in danger!

I'd Like a Bottle of Vodka and Some Kleanex Please!

2007-10-11T09:42:00.000-07:00

I've put a lot of things up my nose, but it never occured to me to try liquids. Apparently "snorting" Vodka bypasses the liver and gets you fucked up faster. Sounds dangerous, not to mention kinda gross, but anything that gets Prince Harry to take is shirt off is alright by me. Link to the story and to the actual Vodka snorting pictures here.

Old School N'Sync

2007-10-10T13:30:00.001-07:00

I have no clue where I was when this came out originally..and I don't really care. The cover is actually pretty good, but even if it weren't it would be worth watching just to hear Justin Timberlake say "Oh baby don't stop, don't stop, go deeper baby deeper, you feel so good I'm gonna cry". SO DIRTY.

Ryan Phillipe "Man About Town"

2007-10-08T10:10:00.000-07:00

Because you can't do too many posts about naked Ryan Phillipe! Via Fleshbot.

At First I Thought You Could Use the "Easy Button" To Buy Boobs

2007-10-04T14:48:00.000-07:00

As it turns out its for a good cause.

What Plushie Is Listening To

2007-10-04T12:28:00.000-07:00

I love the new PJ Harvey Album "White Chalk". This is my favorite song from the album. Depressed alcoholic bears get into this sorta thing you know. I like her new look. She's giving you "waiting on my widow's walk for my fisherman husband that will never come home". The 1800's are totally back!

Gotham Girls Roller Derby!

2007-10-04T12:18:00.000-07:00

Angry girls on skates beating the crap out of each other. I'm SO THERE! My favorite's name is "Surly Temple"!

The Real Problem With Bathroom Cruising...

2007-10-04T11:30:00.000-07:00

Is that the guys that do it are fuckin' ugly. Ugh.

Ryan Phillipe Naked for Armani

2007-10-03T12:23:00.000-07:00

This video has everything, Ryan Phillipe naked, Amanda Lepore driving a tank, Ryan Phillipe naked. What more do you fucking need?

A Little Something For the "Concerned Women of America"

2007-10-02T13:05:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to make sure that the Concerned Women of America always have something to be "concerned" about so I decided to make a Plushie Schwartz last supper ala the Folsum Street Fair poster!

Filthy, Loud, Rough Ass Fucking Via DirtyBoyVideo.Com!

2007-10-01T13:44:00.000-07:00

Loud bottom gets his little ass fucked off by his hung top boyfriend! Click the photo, or click here! Free from DirtyBoyVideo.Com!

Boys On Boys: A Guide To Homosexuality

2007-10-01T11:55:00.000-07:00

This is pretty fucking funny.

Boys Beware!

2007-10-01T11:48:00.001-07:00

Beware the dangerous, sick homosexuals! They're out to convert you!

Passio

2007-10-01T10:29:00.000-07:00

If the "Concerned Women of America" got a splinter in their cunts about the Folsum Street Fair last supper photo, they're gonna split from their V's to their A's when they get a load of Dark Alley Media's new film "Passio". If a couple of leather daddies holding dildos at a supper table pisses them off so much they're not going to like Christ coming off the cross and raping a dude AT ALL! Passio tralier here. Via Fleshbot.

Another Dubious Craigslist Ad

2007-09-27T12:57:00.000-07:00

People will suck cock for this? Really? To each his own I guess. This shit is hilarious!

Your Very Own "It"

2007-09-25T10:43:00.000-07:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, now you too can have your very own "It" as per Mr. Garrison's Southpark invention! CLICK THE PHOTO and see for yourself. Warning: this is disturbing, and most likely VERY dangerous. Via Spunkbox.

Furries Vs Klingon's Bowling!

2007-09-25T09:20:00.000-07:00

Finally! A head to head battle to solve the age old question: Who are the better bowlers? Furries or Klingons? Via Boing Boing.

Some Scary Shit

2007-09-24T11:58:00.001-07:00

This is some scary serial killer looking shit. Run away!

Mr. Black Lives

2007-09-20T11:21:00.000-07:00

One of Plushie's favorite places is still alive and well!

From One Alcoholic To Another...

2007-09-20T10:24:00.000-07:00

I love you Amy Winehouse, no matter how drunk you get at your shows!

Damn This Guy is Fuckin' Fine

2007-09-18T13:59:00.000-07:00

Lots and lots more pictures of hot guys like this one on Adam Bouska's photography site. HOT!

Camden Demarko's Rooftop J/O

2007-09-14T14:14:00.000-07:00

Camden DeMarko jerks off on an NYC rooftop. Click the photo for the video. All free via DirtyBoyVideo.Com

Brian Kenny's Werewolf Workout

2007-09-12T09:57:00.000-07:00

There's a guy at the gym I go to that makes these same noises! I heart Brian Kenny!

You'll See Why I've Posted This After About a Minute and a Half

2007-09-12T09:10:00.002-07:00

I like the song a lot too.

German Car Advertising Gone Beefcake

2007-09-11T14:01:00.000-07:00

Its nice to have a car ad aimed at gay men for a change. This hot german guy will dance for you in a manner of guises, blow you a kiss, or..sell you a car apparently (if anyone remembers the car at this point). The loading icon alone is genius (a little dancing German cowboy). Website here via Fleshbot.Com. Tans fur mich, Baby! (I should maybe specify that the car itself is Japanese, its the advertising that's German...if anyone cares)

Holo-Moss

2007-09-11T13:56:00.000-07:00

Alexander McQueen is so amazing. Holographic models! Glenda the Goodwitch Realness! Kate Moss! This has everything!

A Man In a Skirt Never Looked So Good!

2007-09-11T13:39:00.001-07:00

UK Nakedmen's Harry Louis is SO FUCKING HOT!! I love this photo set of him in a kilt with that big giant cock out. The rest of the picture set can be found here. Via GayPornBlog.

Don't Lick the Camel Toads!

2007-09-07T12:04:00.000-07:00

This is the one drug I will never, ever try!

Bow Before Your New God!

2007-09-07T09:43:00.000-07:00

"The Flying Spaghetti Monster (also known as the Spaghedeity) is the deity of a parody religion called The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The religion was founded in 2005 by Oregon State University physics graduate Bobby Henderson to protest against the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. In an open letter sent to the education board, Henderson professes belief in a supernatural Creator called the Flying Spaghetti Monster which resembles spaghetti and meatballs. He furthermore calls for the "Pastafarian" theory of creation to be taught in science classrooms." Hilarious. Wikepedia entry here.

Youtube Video Of Those Hot Mormon Boys

2007-09-06T14:14:00.000-07:00

An update on my earlier post about the Mormon missionary beefcake calendar. Via Spunkbox.

Tranny Del Taco

2007-09-06T14:08:00.000-07:00

I found this totally by accident, but its pretty damn funny. A couple of trannies pick up two "straight boys" in Hollywood and drive them to Del Taco. The one in the hat is really fuckin' cute too. "His cock is like my forearm" says his totally platonic straight buddy. Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge. Enjoy!

The Straight To Hell Party At NYC's Legendary Bar "The Cock"

2007-09-06T13:11:00.000-07:00

Mmmmmm, delicious unnatural acts! I'm friends with most of the people pictured, which probably speaks volumes about me. Lots more pics on Slava's blog.

Introducing a New Plushie Segment: Dubious Craigslist Ads

2007-09-06T12:43:00.000-07:00

Perusing Craigslist is always fun. When any schmuck can advertise for any thing he wants you get all kinds of bizarre shit. The "adult gigs" section is especially delightful. In this first segment we'll take a look at a bogus ad for an undercover "Alternative Lifestyle Investigator". Get into all these typos! The ad context is as follows:

"Undercover investigator needed for alternative lifestyle investigation. Law enforement background preferred. Must fit within the following description:

White Male
Local to NY/NJ/PA
Age - Between 35-45 years old
Body Builder frame or similar
Previous investigative background necessary
Available immediately
Per-deim
***Must be comfortable posting photographs on alternative lifestyle website for gay males.

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY - THIS IS FOR A PAID COVERT ASSIGNMENT."
Direct link here.

I wonder if buttsex is a prerequisite. I have one hell of a resume in that particular field. I'd apply myself but I'm afraid I don't have a "law enforement" background. I knew I should have gone to Interboro!

Mormon For Your Money

2007-09-05T13:37:00.000-07:00

Mormon boys are always so cute, so polite, so..innocent. I've let them into my house to pray with me before, hoping that while they were on their knees they might get some divine inspiration to suck my bear cock. I never had any luck with that though, so I'm delighted to finally get to see some of the whitest boys in America sans some of their close. Thank you Joseph Smith! Via Fleshbot.

Jail Is Not Like That Tina!

2007-09-04T12:37:00.000-07:00

Some non-plushie friends of mine all got arrested in a bogus raid over the weekend. All the charges were dropped and they were released, but not before spending over 30 hours in a cell with a guy that killed and girl and put her dismembered corpse in a suitcase. I hope your long weekend was better than theirs. This is for Jeff, and all the rest of you pretty queens that got arrested for no reason. Plushie loves you!

What's Sex In the Woods Without Tourists Photographing You?

2007-09-04T10:24:00.002-07:00

I mean, why bother doing it without cameras right? Click the photo for the video. Via Redtube.

CBS 13 Shows You How To Cruise the Men's Room

2007-08-30T10:37:00.000-07:00

This shit is just too bizarre. I swear I was just tapping my foot because I was listening to my iPod! Honest! Click the photo for the video!

Bush Made of Bush

2007-08-30T10:34:00.001-07:00

This looks like a regular old painting of Dubya until you view the up close details on the artist's website and then you realize that his face is made up of bits of snatch and assholes. How appropriate.

Kevin and Patrick's All You Can Eat Special

2007-08-21T13:06:00.001-07:00

Hot suckin' and fuckin' video courtesy of DirtyBoyVideo.Com!

Elevator Phone Sex!

2007-08-21T12:33:00.000-07:00

Because "dogs will eat anything". Really funny clip via Spunkbox.

M.I.A. Disco Realness

2007-08-21T12:10:00.000-07:00

This video is fuckin' great! Its a cover of a song called Jimmy Adja from "Disco Dancer". Here is the original!

The sweaty guy looks like he ate some bad curry or something.

Don't Fuck With the Furries

2007-08-21T12:07:00.000-07:00

Unless you wanna get shot!